you can pretend like I dont exist but I still made you whimper like a little bitch when you were about to cum
i need this printed on a t-shirt
Probably the 100th time I’ve reblogged this.
if you ever feel unimportant just read this page on the blues clues wiki
(Source: jungillest)
me
Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
(Source: ogtmoreno)
avacdon’t talk to me
I hustled the SHIT out of people today because within the first THREE people i talked to, two were sales. So I made $200 bucks in 2 hours. Awwww yeeaaaaaah
today the ceo of the multimillion dollar company i work for drew an ass on the board and drew eyes on it and told us not to “over anal-eyes” any negative situations we encounter.
opening the fridge for the first time after someone went grocery shopping
